I can

I can

ride a bike without falling hilariously,
wash the dishes spotlessly shining bright!

I can
play netball like a “professional”, like totally!
sleep all day during the weekend, doing nothing.

A proud Indian, I can fluently speak Hindi.

I cannot
teleport to places
but I can take my time and walk,
especially slow to places I don’t wish to go.

How to sleep in all day

grip your blankets
don't let them go

scroll your phone
watch your favourite dramas

careful, don't get caught by Mum

better when she's at work

sneak out, steal some snacks just like a ninja

snatch the snack out of the pantry

then run back faster than Flash.