Un-ode to Hellraiser Mite

Listen here, bug,

you are very spiky

like a pineapple or a watermelon with nails in it.

You have a very big butt.

You are the colour of cat vomit,

a hairball, milk that went off a thousand years ago.

You can curl into a ball so you can’t get eaten.

As if someone would want to eat such a disgusting creature

or even look at you.

You stole your name from a horror movie character.

You are your own horror movie.

Why did people vote for you for Bug of the Year?

No one in their right mind would even enter you in.

You have raised some hell!

You are a waste of time, space and everything else.

PS: I think you are cool.