Step one: get out of bed at two in the morning and pack your favourite things.

Step two: wake your parents up and beg them to take you to the airport.

(If they say no then show them your puppy eyes.)

Step three: once you get to the airport, weigh your bags, check in,

pay your whole bank account to them and tell them you want first class.

(It's not that hard, you know.)

Step four: walk, or run, to the food court. Tell yourself not to buy anything.

(Wait, then what's the point of going there? Never mind.)

Step five: once you hear the announcement to board the plane, board the plane.

Step six: make your way to 1st Class and sit down. Tell the flight attendant

to get you a snack or a drink. (Don't tell him to get an old shoe

or else the whole plane will smell gross and passengers will say “ew!”)

Step seven: rent an action movie to watch and get comfy.

Step eight: eat some dinner. (Like ice cream and for dessert, more ice cream.)

Step nine: brush your teeth and get nice and snug.

Step ten: go to bed (I mean chair?) Good night!