First, you sneak out of your house

and bus to the mall. 

Make sure you're wearing your velvet polka-dot

pyjamas and Ugg boots so you're nice

and warm. 

Run to a bookshop and hide in a comfortable spot

where nobody will notice you

behind the picture book section.

Connect to the mall Wi-Fi

and binge-watch Mean Girls.

Cautiously get out and take a snack

or two from the staff mini fridge.

Get your pillow and blanket set up

and peacefully fall asleep.

Wake up at 7 am, hop out

of the window and Uber back home.