Slip while walking

onto cold, slippery tiles into the bathroom

for the twentieth time.

Land on your right arm

break it like a twig.

Or, forget to put the lights on

slam into the wall like a bird

smashing into glass. Carelessly

put the faucet on too hot and /or high.

Or, fall

split your head open on the tap

like a banana being peeled.

Or, put too much soap on your hands

get it in your eyes.

Be blind for the rest of the week.

Realise you have an online math test tomorrow.